Diana Delazote

Oops

Diana Delazote — Wed, 09 May 2012 12:29:59 +0000

Hey guys…I’m without a camera at the moment due to some, erm, clumsiness involving a large mug of coffee*… so there probably won’t be any updates before I leave for the glorious US of A.

I know y’all are itching to hear about the Venus 2000 but I will wax lyrical about that when I’m back from holiday!

*Even though it was DD that spilled the coffee, rest assured that many a man suffered over this incident.

Holiday Plans

Diana Delazote — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:02:44 +0000

FYI: I will be away in the USA from 14 May – 21 May. Sessions will resume Tues 22 May.

Big improvement

Diana Delazote — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 08:37:30 +0000

Last week, for a laugh, we decided to make some little pervert wear our knickers. Twas interesting (read: hilarious) to see how the different styles and sizes looked…this one was our favorite: a black lacy tanga. Checkout the manpussy on this one!

OMFG

Diana Delazote — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:09:14 +0000

Hey guys – soooo, it looks like I’m going to get a chance to try out a Venus 2000 over the next few weeks and suffice it to say that I am super-intrigued.

So for those of you who are coming in to see me soon…who wants to be our first guinea pig…?!

Teensy bit hardcore…

Diana Delazote — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:59:19 +0000

But the CFs and I do dabble on the dark side occasionally!

For the more innocent readers out there: it’s a Urinal Hood. And it REALLY makes us chuckle (though that could be the shenanigans that ensue when we attempt to use it!)

Diaper Position

Diana Delazote — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:55:43 +0000

Y’all know I adore humiliating spanking positions. This one – so evocatively titled ‘The Diaper Position’ – was introduced to me by a Frenchman a few years ago [insert appropriate French joke here].

It doesn’t get much more humiliating than this, guys. You on your back, helpless. Legs (and bottom, obvs) pulled up and ass smacked hard! And we’ve recently discovered a way to make it even more efficient: attaching a spreader bar. Makes pulling the legs up much easier (and produces a spectacular view…)

Roll on, global warming!

Diana Delazote — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:13:21 +0000

Hi everyone – it has been a crazy few weeks at DD HQ. All you perverts seem to be crawling out of the woodwork with the warmer weather, and we’ve had some fantastic CFNM sessions! In the process of getting some of those pics up ASAP.

In other news, after some very delightful experimentation, I’m going to be expanding my Services list to include services such as Dinner Dates, Webcam Sessions, and Distance Domination.

Also still working on a top secret project that I was polling about a few months back…so watch this space.

Well hello, sassy!

Diana Delazote — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:13:56 +0000

What a hoot. Ball art never fails to amuse me.*

*Smiley face courtesy of DD’s artful hand

Rocking a new look

Diana Delazote — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 12:48:08 +0000

Hey guys…soooo, I’ve gone for a shorter haircut. Still raucously curly on top, but now I can showcase my delicate ears and neck. Thoughts?

Art for Humiliation’s sake

Diana Delazote — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 13:57:18 +0000

Well, it seems that we have a budding artist in the hen coop, guys. This was revealed during a recent game of ‘guess-the-cock’.

(So before the guy is naked we all take a good look at the bulge and wager what we think the package is going to look like. Once package is revealed it is then re-sketched, and compared).

Clearly, we girls are eternal optimists…

For the record, here is DD’s drawing. YES I used a ruler. I take this kind of thing very seriously.