April 25, 2012
FYI: I will be away in the USA from 14 May – 21 May. Sessions will resume Tues 22 May.
May 9, 2012
Hey guys…I’m without a camera at the moment due to some, erm, clumsiness involving a large mug of coffee*… so there probably won’t be any updates before I leave for the glorious US of A.
I know y’all are itching to hear about the Venus 2000 but I will wax lyrical about that when I’m back from holiday!
*Even though it was DD that spilled the coffee, rest assured that many a man suffered over this incident.
April 24, 2012
Last week, for a laugh, we decided to make some little pervert wear our knickers. Twas interesting (read: hilarious) to see how the different styles and sizes looked…this one was our favorite: a black lacy tanga. Checkout the manpussy on this one!
April 16, 2012
Hey guys – soooo, it looks like I’m going to get a chance to try out a Venus 2000 over the next few weeks and suffice it to say that I am super-intrigued.
So for those of you who are coming in to see me soon…who wants to be our first guinea pig…?!
But the CFs and I do dabble on the dark side occasionally!
For the more innocent readers out there: it’s a Urinal Hood. And it REALLY makes us chuckle (though that could be the shenanigans that ensue when we attempt to use it!)
April 5, 2012
Y’all know I adore humiliating spanking positions. This one – so evocatively titled ‘The Diaper Position’ – was introduced to me by a Frenchman a few years ago [insert appropriate French joke here].
It doesn’t get much more humiliating than this, guys. You on your back, helpless. Legs (and bottom, obvs) pulled up and ass smacked hard! And we’ve recently discovered a way to make it even more efficient: attaching a spreader bar. Makes pulling the legs up much easier (and produces a spectacular view…)
April 2, 2012
Hi everyone – it has been a crazy few weeks at DD HQ. All you perverts seem to be crawling out of the woodwork with the warmer weather, and we’ve had some fantastic CFNM sessions! In the process of getting some of those pics up ASAP.
In other news, after some very delightful experimentation, I’m going to be expanding my Services list to include services such as Dinner Dates, Webcam Sessions, and Distance Domination.
Also still working on a top secret project that I was polling about a few months back…so watch this space.
March 20, 2012
What a hoot. Ball art never fails to amuse me.*
*Smiley face courtesy of DD’s artful hand
March 13, 2012
Hey guys…soooo, I’ve gone for a shorter haircut. Still raucously curly on top, but now I can showcase my delicate ears and neck. Thoughts?
March 5, 2012
Well, it seems that we have a budding artist in the hen coop, guys. This was revealed during a recent game of ‘guess-the-cock’.
(So before the guy is naked we all take a good look at the bulge and wager what we think the package is going to look like. Once package is revealed it is then re-sketched, and compared).
Clearly, we girls are eternal optimists…
For the record, here is DD’s drawing. YES I used a ruler. I take this kind of thing very seriously.
