…like a woman that has to do her own washing-up. I am not cut out for domestic tasks, guys!

Photo courtesy of a very amused CF.

Two posts in one day, OMFG! Not a naughty one, guys…unfortunately.

Just wanted to say that I’ve gotten the Wishlist section up that some of you were bugging me about.

One of many new sections coming soon to dianadelazote.com…

…And therefore the most fun! Well, for me, obvs. I haven’t mentioned the c-word on this blog in awhile but that doesn’t mean I have forgotten about it… (hahaha, you wish!)

There is just *something* so thrilling about a big swollen set of…(as one of the newer CFs cheerfully observed)… ‘elephant ears’!

Maybe it is the cold weather but my Lurid Little Mind has been in overdrive these past few weeks. I have decided that the goal for 2012 is a double-stuff…both ends. I will not be any more specific than that as I like to keep this blog CLEAN (just in case Mom comes across it one day)

Anyway, knowing what sluts some of you NM’s are, this shouldn’t be a problem. Regrettably I think pictures will be a problem due to discretion but we will sure try.

*I seem to be developing a fetish for abbreviations…

So you’re asked to bend over (provocatively, of course) and show the ladies what you have under your wench’s dress…pretty embarrassing…

But you’re just dumb if you didn’t think this was going to happen:

Weeee!

…and hatching plans. Watch this space…

To find more uses for the various useless males around DD HQ, obvs!

That’s why I was positively overjoyed to unwrap a lovely lil’ toy this Christmas (thanks, Santa!): a gag cum cup-holder. 

(It also doubles as an ashtray. Or a bon-bon dish!)

…printed on a plaster.

So obviously I am a fan of CFNM but I have been known to enjoy a Clothed Male on occasion…usually when said clothes are ladies clothes.

I have to say that the CFs and I have been muy impresado over the past few weeks with some of the long sexy legs that have resulted from our Feminisation sessions. YOWZA. Can you guess which set of pins in the below picture do not belong…?

**Extra points also to anyone who can spot DD herself…